I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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