Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Say something about gay babies.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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