Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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