Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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