just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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