it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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