I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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