she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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