Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think my tv is drunk
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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