This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I want her autograph on my taint
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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