Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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