she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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