My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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