I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Damn victory sex feels great
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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