if you like me you must not know who I am
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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