She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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