I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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