Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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