Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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