I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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