Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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