Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
youre lurking in front of me
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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