On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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