People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You coming home soon, man?
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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