it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
