It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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