i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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