He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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