normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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