That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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