watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You can make out without kissing
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