I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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