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you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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