woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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