How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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