My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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