Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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