Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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