Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
this is an emotional support booty call
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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