Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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