This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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