so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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