Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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