Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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