Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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