I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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