About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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