my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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