someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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