My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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