tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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