But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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