just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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