I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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