I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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