Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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