My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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