I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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